Unnamed Administration sources reported that Chris Woodfield said:
And people will pick up the phones and not get dialtones, and they'll
think the phones are out, and next thing you know...
They'll:
Revolt; storming the White House while armed with magnums...
full of cheap California champagne..
or
Jump off a bridge with the neighbors
or
Go postal
or
release ebola into the air at Time Square
or
Blame Judge Greene and go get more drunk.
I think the most likely is the last one..
