Urgent

Contact for God, please reach out to me offlist.

Regards,
-AS666 NOC

http://www.christianforums.com/t3057187/

Which one?

Just send your request to the all-gods well-known multicast group.

Just send your request to the all-gods well-known multicast group.

224.6.6.6?

jms

Doesn't work with IPv6. All IPv6 multicast addresses start with FF and
it's a well-known fact that God is ineffable.

Regards, K.

Per Michael Valentine Smith 127.0.0.1 should work.

And this is why we're going to have the
"always remember to lock your screen
before stepping way from your computer"
tutorial at the next member's breakfast...

Matt

Just send your request to the all-gods well-known multicast group.

Doesn't work with IPv6. All IPv6 multicast addresses start with FF and
it's a well-known fact that God is ineffable.

HAHAHAHAHA..... boo....groan....

--John

Per Michael Valentine Smith 127.0.0.1 should work.

This also has the benefit of working over IPv6 (::1) without violating the ineffibility Karl referred to.

Although, technically, since many gods are omnipresent, shouldn't you just be able to send the packet to any address and it will be received? I'm not clear on the implementation details as I would assume the gods would need to be in promiscuous mode for that to work and I'm pretty sure that would pose a problem for some gods that are said to be omnipresent...

----- Message from Joe Hamelin <joe@nethead.com> ---------

They never want to talk to you unless you have proof of a support contract,
and calling them to deal with an issue with one of their customers is futile...

the request message was a forge, see below. damned shame i did not
think of it, though. otoh, i consider the contact requests useful.

randy

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Contact for God, please reach out to me offlist.

And this is why we're going to have the
"always remember to lock your screen
before stepping way from your computer"
tutorial at the next member's breakfast...

a - the forge was not done from my screen
b - my screen locks itself damned quickly the extremely rare times
    i leave it

You just blew an opportunity to get on every north american late night talk show.

Oh ... (sorry)

I don't claim to be a prophet, but

https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod

...Todd

Instead of finding god I found in the headers of “Randy”’s email:

Comments: This message did not originate from the Sender address above.
It was remailed automatically by anonymizing remailer software.
Please report problems or inappropriate use to the
remailer administrator at <abuse@dizum.com>.

If only we had origin and path-based routing…

-b

It used to be said that "God is in the details";
for our generation, it may end up being
"God is (not) in the headers".

Matt

<djahandarie-20940> [18:12:24] 12:38 <@teh-35425> Beer tokens to the man
that puts in a request to nanog-ml for 'Contact for God, please contact
me offlist'
<djahandarie-20940> [18:12:36] teh-35425, looks like you owe rbush some
beer tokens

Looks like I owe you a beer or two, Randy. :slight_smile:

Tom

Or, more accurately, some happy soul has nominated that you shall
receiveth said beer tokens, by fortune of spoofed e-mails.. ;D

Tom