State Super-DMCA Too True

Speaking on Deep Background, the Press Secretary whispered:

Banning NAT and servers is a simple way to filter out most of the "power
users" without scaring the "mom and pop" customers with bandwidth and
download quotas.

Problem solved -- all my local machines are not on a NAT block,
but {say} Broken Ring or ArcNet...

Now, am I a felon or not? [we'll leave "insane" out of this...]