TO ALL NANOG PROPELLERHEAD TYPES MAKIN' REMARKS ON ATM:
Da switch makers, ya know, dese guys had a problem. No matter how good
business was, da stock keeps goin' down. Wid MPOA solvin' alla da
problems, dey figured dis was unfair, dat dey should be solid, steadily
growing stocks now dat dey no longer had to live life in da fast LANE.
So, da ATM Forum has decided to sorta upgrade da public relations
approach.
Please be advised dat all youse geniusues makin' skeptical an' udderwise
unsundry remarks on ATM is now subject to a personal interview from a
special representative udda ATM Forum.
On da boat.
On a nice, long ocean voyage...
(And alla youse gigabit ethernet wanks--ya know what we can do wid a
little ether, heh, heh, heh!)
Bill "The Mangler" Goldstein
Chief Crusher and Mixer
Dept. of Concrete Overshoes
Enforcement Division
The ATM Forum
