From someone-I-can't-name-cuzza-their-job:
"MFS is the spawn of satan, it's all a conspiracy to send us back to the
dark ages of hand-written communication."
How about the words that summ up MFS's (WorldCom's) entry into the local
phone market:
My Fone Sucks...
Also works with Amerisuck - Your Link to Pain and Suffering!
After working with these kinds of telco problems all week you just have to
make up nice titles for them 
-- Jason
Jason Vanick ------------------------------------------ jvanick@megsinet.net
Network Operations Manager V: 312-245-9015
MegsInet, Inc. 225 West Ohio St. Suite #400 Chicago, Il 60610