haven't you realized yet that you are a pawn of the military
industrial complex conspiracy to deny the presence of aliens from outer
space here to harvest humans for food by restricting control of root
nameservers?
You forgot the reverse vampires, who are in league with the space
aliens as part of the massive government conspiracy. They're simply
trying to eliminate "dinner." No-one's being harvested; that theory
turned out to be a misinterpretation of a dusty cook-book cover.