MicroSoft Sells Out Internet

FBI Asks for Legislation to Monitor
        Entire Internet

        Microsoft Agrees to Modify Operating Systems
        to Comply, In Exchange for an End to All Litigation

        I say boycott all MS products everywhere.

Sure, and other news on the same site:

"Microsoft Acquires Linux Operating System for $18 Billion"
"Microsoft Successfully Conducts Nuclear Tests"
"WorldCom to Acquire Itself; Expects Revenues to Double Overnight"


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