Is there anything that actually gets users to fix their computers?

Speaking on Deep Background, the Press Secretary whispered:

> Short of turning off their network access, why won't users fix
> their computers when the computer is infected or needs a patch?

Hey, it's working! If it ain't broken ....

And when you DO patch it, then it REALLY breaks. And your paper
is due. Now what does the average Art History major do?

I have to wonder how big the support $$ would be at Farber College
if they really offered the handholding Flounder and Neidermeyer
need? Would it cost as much as the bandwidth?