since it's national pick-on-bob-metcalfe week anyway...

bob's contribution to what we're doing here is larger than mine, and
perhaps larger than almost anybody's. where would we be without Ethernet?

Using some saner technology like today's full-duplex switched
"ether"nets.

It's like presuming that we'd be in deep trouble w/o benefits of
MS-DOS. Not.

--vadim