Ah, the "Bill Manning Solution"(tm). Now if we could only get ISPs
like Sprint to play, Bill could get his Nobel Internet Prize.
Er, this is to give you notice that my legal counsel advises me
that you should cease and desist until the appropriate documents
are signed.
And its not the Noble (or even igNobel) prize I'm after, its
192.0.0.0/8 !!!! Bwahahahah 
As to the monies collected? I need a new wardrobe and a shave.
Perhaps even a life