To Whom it May Concern,
Over the past 48 hours I have received numerous complaints about large numbers of negative cluons eminating from the domain std.com. As a Network Solutions, Inc. customer I must request that you
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remove this domain from the .com TLD as soon as possible in order to avoid the possibility of Negative Cluon Proliferation, which will undoubtedly happen when the number of negative cluons on the internet exceeds the number of positive cluons by a factor of 2 or more. This situation opresses the positive cluons to the point where they no longer appear on as long as an NCP situation exists. Thank you for your expeditious actions in dealing with this problem.
A Concerned NSI Customer