Internet 1, Backhoe 0 asked:

   Someone *Kill* a Back-Hoe for me.....

I was watching the local (Philly) news last night, and
saw a story that needed to be shared.

[Atlantic County, NJ] While attempting to wreck
havoc on the world's telecommunications infrastructure,
a backhoe mistook a gas main as a fiber optic cable.
The evil yellow beast was destroyed in the resulting


While this is funny, I really hope the backhoe driver was OK.