Certified ISP Engineer program announcement

If you send me $2500 and proof that you know what you are doing, and
you have at least 5 years experience as an ISP, then I'll send you
a nice certificate that says you are a certified ISP.

  Business Plan: To be an ISP. Our company will sell Internet
      accounts for less than $15/month. We will have
      lots of reliable equipment like 486 PCs and
      Pentium PCs. We also will have "WEB".

  Experience: Taco Wrapper, Taco Bell (Jan-Feb 1996)
      Pizza Dish Washer, Pizza Hutt (July-Dec 1995)
      Radar Detector Salesman, GEICO Insurance (Jan-Jun 1995)
      Molested Little Girls, Attica (1984-1995)
        Out with Good Behavior Certificat

  Hobbies: Eating Doritos without turning orange
      Lawyering (9 years of study! Effected own early release)
      Once sat near a computer network and it looked cool.
  References: John Buford Lee, Warden, Attica Prison
      Jim "Killer" Hidalgo, Attica Prison
      Leona "Stay at my hotel" Helmsley, ...

Its cheaper than taking all those CNE classes!


Date: Sun, 18 Feb 1996 21:14:12 -0500 (EST)

From: mike <mn@tremere.ios.com>

Subject: Re: ISP list
To: Ehud Gavron <GAVRON@ACES.COM>
cc: Bharat Ranjan <bharatr@microsoft.com>, nanog@merit.edu, GAVRON@ACES.COM

Well, how about then a CIE (certified ISP Engineer) ?

anybody volunteer for CIE #1?

  At the Indy 500, rookies have an (R) after their name.
  In networking, rookies have a (CNE) after their name.