If you send me $2500 and proof that you know what you are doing, and
you have at least 5 years experience as an ISP, then I'll send you
a nice certificate that says you are a certified ISP.
Business Plan: To be an ISP. Our company will sell Internet
accounts for less than $15/month. We will have
lots of reliable equipment like 486 PCs and
Pentium PCs. We also will have "WEB".
Experience: Taco Wrapper, Taco Bell (Jan-Feb 1996)
Pizza Dish Washer, Pizza Hutt (July-Dec 1995)
Radar Detector Salesman, GEICO Insurance (Jan-Jun 1995)
Molested Little Girls, Attica (1984-1995)
Out with Good Behavior Certificat
Hobbies: Eating Doritos without turning orange
Lawyering (9 years of study! Effected own early release)
Once sat near a computer network and it looked cool.
References: John Buford Lee, Warden, Attica Prison
Jim "Killer" Hidalgo, Attica Prison
Leona "Stay at my hotel" Helmsley, ...
Its cheaper than taking all those CNE classes!
Date: Sun, 18 Feb 1996 21:14:12 -0500 (EST)
From: mike <email@example.com>
Well, how about then a CIE (certified ISP Engineer) ?
anybody volunteer for CIE #1?
At the Indy 500, rookies have an (R) after their name.
In networking, rookies have a (CNE) after their name.