This is somewhat off topic, but there's no better place...
It has come to my attention that a certain significant router vendor's
representatives have told some of their prospects that I've worked on their
system. Just to set the matter straight, my total employment for the past
6 years has been either at Juniper Networks or at Cisco Systems (or at
cisco Systems ;-).
If you've heard otherwise, I would very much appreciate hearing from you as
I'm contemplating legal action...
So far, I have no reason to believe that this is the policy of the
aforementioned vendor. In fact, I suspect that it's an overzealous
salesdroid. Caveat Emptor.
Thank you for your attention. We now return you to your regularly
scheduled drivel. 
Tony